Category: The Lighter Side

I am a figment of my imagination.

Woulda

Coulda

Shoulda

 

Didn’t

 

Would

Coulda

Did

 

Shouldn’t

There’s no fool like an old fool unless it’s an older fool.

…but by the time I’ve learned, I’ve done lived.

There are a lot of folks specifically named in the bible. I, too, am named in the Bible: wherever.there.is.the.word.sinner.

scrumbatcher, n., a dog, especially a morkie, who continually haunts the kitchen whenever there is activity looking for goodies grunting all the while.

scrumbatching, n., what a scrumbatcher does.

The only time I pay off the mortgage is when I refinance.

This is a visual joke. What’s the difference between the ordinary, everyday alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NOEL.

Credit: Sign in a PT receptionist area.

Flaubert is famous for establishing the tireless quest for le mot juste (exactly the right word/phrasing). My dog, Snarffy, should become equally famous for le spot juste (exactly the right spot).

One quick sip and it’s gone!